Is it Anne-a Faris
or Anna Fah-ris? It’s Anna… It’s Anna Faris, and my parents did that to me,
and I-I… -Please call me whatever
you’d like. -SPADE: Okay. You can call me, you know,
Miss Sanchez if you want. (laughter) All right. You couldn’t be on the show
a couple weeks ago -’cause of fires. -I know.
I’m so sorry about that. That’s all right. You didn’t
make it. You had the fires. There was a lot of people
who got evacuated. Uh, it’s funny, ’cause I saw
Nelly at the Four Seasons. You know who Nelly is. Yeah. And I saw him,
and he was terrified, and I go, “All kidding aside,
was it getting hot out there?” -And he said, uh, yeah.
-That’s pretty good. -I love that… -And I said,
“Did you have to take off all your clothes?” Almost over. And he goes,
“Uh, no, we put them on. We’re being evacuated.”
I go, “Oh, okay.” So, you know,
we don’t always joke around. (laughter) Well, I’m glad Nelly was safe. -Yeah. And nobody feels…
-And we were safe. Nobody feels sorry for the
rich people during the fires. It’s like,
“Oh, I heard Sting had to sleep -in one of his cars.”
-FARIS: Yeah. -Anyway…
-We had to go to Santa Barbara. -Oh, you did? Oh, roughing it.
-(groans) -In the Tesla.
-Camping. In the Tesla. (groans)
We didn’t even know if I would have enough power
to get there. -SPADE: I know.
-It’s like… People don’t get
how tough it is. Uh, anyway, hi, guys. Sorry. -Um, over the weekend,
-I’m sorry about that. -Kanye West– your time is up–
-Yeah. Kanye West, uh,
made an appearance with TV pastor Joel Osteen
at his megachurch in Houston for a thought-provoking,
humble conversation. -Here it is.
-The greatest artist that God has ever exist– uh,
created is now working for him. -(cheering)
-Excuse me, brother, if– I-I go into these streams
of consciousness when I’m talking, and when you–
when you’re speaking in the middle of it,
it distracts me. I really appreciate the support,
but I would like for everybody to be completely silent
so I can let God flow through me -as I speak to you guys today.
-(cheering and applause) -(laughter)
-Wait, wait. Hold on. That-That’s not real, is it? That’s real. -That’s very real.
-Is that real? -Yeah.
-Oh, man! That’s amazing! I didn’t know that existed! Wow! Wow! (chuckles) Who-who declares that
the Lord speaks through them in a mock turtle neck? Go all the way. No, I mean,
I’m thrilled about this. I mean, I think somebody needs to shake up
this whole religion thing. We haven’t had a good
celebrity cult since Kabbalah. -I want to see where he’s going.
-That’s true. You know, people were reselling
the free tickets for $500. Jesus is my StubHub. I feel proud
that he’s self-employed. It’s like, uh, you know… It’s like he’s working
for the man. The man is him. It’s wonderful. It’s like… He makes a lot of plans,
and then they don’t go anywhere. Like, at the VMAs
five years ago, he said
he was running for president. At this point in time, I think
we just need to give him Grammys made of Lexapro
and hope it, like, rubs off. FARIS:
Oh, yeah. Kanye also, uh, announced that his first opera
will be based on the life of… Nebuchadnezzar? Is that… (laughing) Yeah. And it’ll be at
the Hollywood Bowl this Sunday. That’s real.
He’s doing a whole thing. He’s, uh, getting his mitts
in everything. I don’t know what the endgame
is. What is it? First off, ego gets you nowhere
in the world. -Sure.
-And that dude– holy crap– that’s
an unhealthy amount of ego. That’s-that’s beyond narcissism. He’s al–
He’s creating a whole new world. I-I never seen anything like it, to say the greatest artist
that ev– that God ever created
is now working for God? I-I don’t even know
how to react to that! I’m thrown for a loop! -(cheering and applause)
-Thrown for a loop. All right, the endgame
is gonna be one of two places. The endgame is either gonna be
tragic, truly tragic, or he will be a fascinating,
humble gentleman, older gentleman who will look
back on all this and be– and have–
And-and, by the way, -he is a significant artist.
-Yeah. And maybe when he reflects
on-on this behavior, -if he ever is allowed to,
-Mm. it’ll be fascinating. Jeff, can I offer
just a-a third other option -for wh– for where Kanye ends
up? -Please do. -Third option. A-a line of steakhouses
that are just solid, you know? It’s just like, you
don’t necessarily like the man behind it
but it’s always a good steak.
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