Aaron Carter’s Face Tattoos & Miley Cyrus’s Ungrateful Mom – Lights Out with David Spade

Aaron Carter’s Face Tattoos & Miley Cyrus’s Ungrateful Mom – Lights Out with David Spade


Aaron Carter…
Hey, Aaron Carter made his breakdown permanent
over the weekend with a new face tattoo
of Rihanna as Medusa. Oh, he beat me to it. SARA:
Oh, but it’s subtle. At least it takes the focus
off of Nick Cannon’s turban. Now… -It is subtle; look at that.
-It’s subtle. I mean, when Sara needs
attention she just posts, like, a bikini picture
of herself on Instagram. This is, like, a much more
permanent situation. This is like a cry
for something. ‘Cause then when, like,
the moment passes, you know, Sara can just delete
the embarrassing photo. -But this is… -NEALON:
It’s like, obviously, I… -I have a little, uh, background
in psychology. -SPADE: Okay. I read Psychology Today
a few years ago. And, um, obviously he wants,
doesn’t want attention. -You know, he… -SARA: Oh.
It’s like reverse psychology? -The man wants to be left alone.
-Oh, yeah. You know what I mean?
But what gets me is the, um,
the six pack tattoo. I mean, that… I worked so hard to get mine, and he takes the easy route. Is he using the meth app
on himself? Because… By the way, I have that necklace but I wear it simply
with a black shirt because I want to make it pop. But it’s funny ’cause you
don’t even notice the necklace for ten minutes ’cause
you’re looking at the… -It distracts. -Yeah. -Yeah.
Do you have tattoos, Dave? -I got one on this show.
-You did? Yeah. Remember on SNL
I got that one? Sean Penn gave me one
on my shoulder, and then about a week ago
on this show, he gave me one
on this shoulder. -They’re both stupid.
-ERIN: Sara has a really… -Do you have one?
-Sara has a really elegant, um, -star above her butt hole.
-SARA: Multi… -Wait, you guys.
-I think they call it… It’s multicolored; it’s crazy.
It’s actually crazy. It’s a purple
and turquoise-colored star -above her butt.
-I was trying to be cool. -Is that a taint stamp.
-It’s… -Because I have a taint stamp.
-Oh. Also, it sort of, like,
stretched. Like, it stretched,
it was smaller. -At 18 I was smaller.
-SPADE: Then you worked -at Tater Junction at the
Vet’s center? -It’s growing. My kids keep telling me moms
aren’t supposed to have tattoos. If only there was, like,
some kind of laser that could take care
of that for you. -But you’ve never attempted…
-Yeah, don’t rush. It’s apparently very painful,
a laser removal. It’s painful to look at, so… SPADE:
I think, yeah. This is, like,
a personal attack on me. -Yeah, it is.
-This is crazy. First of all, how often
do you look at that? -Thank you.
-Thank you. -Listen, sisters get close, you
know? -SPADE: This is sweet. This kid actually on
the other side of his face, he has another one.
Look at this. That’s me as Gap girls. Ah. I thought he was too young
for that sketch. -Okay, thank you, applause.
-By the way, David, I should warn you that whenever
I do a talk show my goal is to, uh,
replace the host. SPADE:
Oh. That’s very possible. Hang on one second.
I got to take a break. And then when we come back
we’re gonna talk some more. We actually are here
’cause we were told we were doing
the Kevin Nealon Show. -SARA: I know that’s…
-Yeah. That’s what I thought. And then you came in
at the last minute. I thought,
what’s going on here? I had new shoes,
I had nowhere to wear them. Un, listen, in ungrateful news, Miley Cyrus’ mom took
to social media– whoa– to call her daughter disgusting
and a bratty millennial after she refused
to put her phone down while there were on vacation
in Arizona. Five years ago Miley bought
her mom a $5 million house and the mom did not have
a problem with that part. Is this appropriate behavior
for a parent? -Mm.
-Hmm. -She’s complaining about her
daughter texting? -Yeah. And not complaining about her
scissoring another girl? I’m just saying.
I am just saying. Right, no. I mean… I mean, you two grew up
in a famous family. -Is it, uh… -Yes. We–
Our parents were amazing. -We did.
-We… -It’s just crazy we made it out
so normal. -I know. SARA: What was it like
growing up in Malibu, Kevin? -Honestly, really nice.
-Well, I tell you. I like Malibu, I loved it.
It’s been good to me. Um, I’ve lost five homes
through fires out there. -Uh, but I will never leave.
-SARA: It’s worth it. It’s worth it. -You wouldn’t trade it
for anything. -I wouldn’t. Worth it.
You’re so close to Nobu. You’re so close to Nobu.
That’s what I need. Nobu’s like our kitchen,
isn’t it? Yeah. It actually
is our kitchen, yeah. I feel like, first of all,
the mom was like, “Miley, and I’m so mad at you. And if you post this story,
tag me.” You know, for the last word
on this topic… -Don’t forget to tag me.
-my mom called in. Look at my mom. Look what
she sent, a video message. Hey, Davey, you can buy me
a $5 million house any time. I’m not gonna complain. -Oh, my gosh. She’s so cute.
-She’s so cute. Aw. My real mom,
isn’t she cute? Erin, that could have been
your mother-in-law. -Really? Yeah, Sara.
-Well, I don’t know. -No, yours. -Okay. -No, there was a story
a long time ago -that Sara and I dated.
-And he denies it. We never dated.
You never even asked me out, -by the way.
-SPADE: That’s why I deny it. That’s the sad thing, is,
like, Sara always brings it up, -and David always denies it.
-SARA: It’s crazy! No, it’s not that I deny it. I just only deny it ’cause
we didn’t date. I don’t want… All right, guys, my show
is getting out of control.

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